It’s true! They freaking stole ten days out of my life. They didn’t look like little green men though. They looked rather bizarre, like giant slugs. They didn’t probe me either. That’s just stupid. I played with those fellows. They said they had been looking upon the earth for about 16 years and were rather puzzled by the weirdness of the human race.
I did ask some questions though. “What is the question to the life, the universe, and everything?” Actually, I don’t remember what they said. My brain hurts.
Okay I lied, an old friend of mine from high school sent me something that really stole all my time away, but I’m finished with that damn thing now. Probably. My brain really does hurt.
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